No one read this anyways...

But here are some updates.
I quit my shitty job.
I am victorious over victory rolls.
I wore victory rolls to my job interview.
I was victorious, and ended up 17 and starting as a server. Unheard of, apparently.
The GM left.
Victory became fail.
I hate my job.
I love money.

So this is likely going to focus on my ranting about my new job. My GM is an evil witch and I want to shove her stout body in the frialator. I will run her through the dish machine. Dear god I will ruin her.
Except I won't. She will try to ruin me.
Fuckdamnit this ain't happening.

IL DUCE ONCE MORE??

65 DEGREES //////////////////////////HARLEY RIDER WANTED ............... TYPE IN THE WIND ........PHOTO ,A LITTLE ABOUT YOU

I'm hoping it is. I really hope it is.

Il Duche strikes agin!

And this time he's looking for a "bikerbABE."

ok--1ST OF ALL--I DON'T GO OTHERSITES/AIM/OR ANY OTHER BULLSHIT---USE MY EMAIL ADDRESS ONLY----its time to find a gal who wants to rideeeeeee---must be nice shape/girligirl/race doesn't matter//age between 35 to 50-----smokeris ok---not a drunk or druggie----no baggage/drama/or BS:-----IN THE SUBJECT BOX ---PUT BIKERBABE or it will not be answered----im 50's-----bald by choice w/gotee---couple pics taken here 2 weeks ago from laconia weekend-----------i ride the ''gratefull dead''---if u know your music---------i want 2 c full pics----and tell me something about ya---im not looking for a ''bootiecall'' unless you want---im 4 yrs.celibute-----im italian/single/sincere/comical/and streetwise----NO SCAMERS/------BE SINCERE OR BE GONE---------------REMEMBER''BIKERBABE'' IN SUBJECT------------MORE LATER-------------IM ALOTTA FUN---IF YOU WANT A MANNNNN---EMAIL ME!

Craiglist Fun

IM A SINGLE ITALIAN MAN---WHO ENJOYS THE COMPANY OF A SBF---------BETWEEN 30 AND 50---NICE SHAPE/WORKING/LIKES HARLEYS/BOATS/RV'S-----IS A PLUS,AND IF U NEVER HAVE DONE IT---ITS TIME YOU DID-----WEIGHT BETWEEN 105 TO 150#'S------NO KIDS LIVING W/U-----IM NOT INTO RELIGION(OK IF U R---BUT NOT ME)---I DON'T WANT TO RAISE KIDS,NOT ME------HAVE YOUR OWN CAR ETC.-----IM NOT LOOKING TO BE ANYBODY'S SUGARDADDY------AND IM STREETWISE/IM ABOUT NO-BOOZE/DRUGS/DRAMA/BAGGAGE/DISEASE OR BS:::::::::::WHEN U MAIL ME-----ADDRESS ME AS ''IL DUCHE'' IN SUBJECT BOX OR HEADING OF LETTER----------------ALL ANSWERS W/NO PICS WILL BE DELETED AS SCAM --SPAM---ETC.---IM NOT INTO GAMES OR CYBER LOVE-----I DON'T CARE WHERE U R IN NEW ENGLAND--I LIKE A ''GIRLIEGIRL'' TYPE AND A WOMAN WHO CAN COOK AT LEAST A LITTLE---LOL----IMM BALD BY CHOICE W/GOTEE--------IF YOUR A BBW---IM NOT INTERESTED---JUST MY PREFERENCE---ONE OF US IS ENOUGH!--LOL-------ANYWAYS----IM ALSO KNOWN AS ''THE CHOCKLATE CHIP COOKIE EATA''----TAKE THAT ANY OF THE 3 WAYS U WANT---IM CELIBUTE 3 YRS.SO IM NOT LOOKING FOR BOOTYCALLS UNLESS YOU HAPPEN 2 B A WOMAN WHO CATCHES MY EYE AND IS AGRESSIVE--------------IF U R UNDER 30 AND YOU WANT A ''FATHER FIGURE'' ITS OK---IF U R OVER 50 BUT BUT FILL A BILL OF A YOUNGER WOMAN---THATS OK TOO-------------I JUST KNOW WHAT APPEALS 2 ME AND WHAT DOESN'T-----IM AN INTERESTING PERSON BECAUSE OF MY PAST------IM A SONGWRITTER/AND HAVE SMALL BUSSINESS HERE----IM A CALLY GUY AS WELL AS A BOSTONIAN............PICS OF U DRESSED UP/BIKINI/JEANS ---WHATEVER----NO,DEARY---NOT NUDES---IT DOES NOTHING FOR ME----ONLY IF U R IN FRONT OF ME AND I CAN TOUCH AND BITE U---LOL---------OK---THERE IT IS---OH IM FOOTBALL LOVER ALSO-------THE BALLS IN YOUR PARK----TOUCHDOWN OR FUMBLE--------------------IL DUCHE

Listen to Il Duche.

Failure Rolls

My latest fun project involves hair and make-up for what I thought would be a musical based in the 1970s. For some unforeseeable reason, the director decided, with grand sweeping gestures, IT SHALL BE COSTUMED IN THE 1950S.

Makes perfect sense. Doesn't that just scream atomic paranoia? Questionable decisions aside, I thought it would be a great opportunity to practice various vintage hair styles.
VICTORY ROLLS ARE FUCKING HARD. SERIOUSLY.
I cannot grasp how the fuck they stay. I had it working for a few minutes, but it continually looks...off. I'm searching desperately for some rats to shove in these actress's hair. I've tried simple bobby pin methods and it ain't working.
Lordy lou I'm about to start praying.

Straight Up Review

Loreal Bare Naturale Powdered Mineral Foundation
I picked this up from CVS because I don't feel like driving to the mall for some Bare Minerals. Also, I hate Bare Minerals on the basis of annoying ads. It doesn't cover great enough to justify the price, and the colors just outright don't suit me. But, on account of my horrendous skin, I figured some minerals were worth a shot.
It's about 10 bucks and you get a decent amount. Covered much better than I anticipated. The lightest color was almost a little too light, certainly lighter than the color of my face, but it matched the color of my neck pretty well. As far as I can tell, it's worth buying again.

Loreal Bare Naturale Powdered Mineral Concealer
Worked way better than I expected. They don't give you enough for what you're paying, but the shit does its job.
Maybe buying again, unless something else tempts me.

My hair is cooking.

Ion Color Brilliance Powdered Lightener
Ion Sensitive Scalp 20 vol developer

Figuring I have this awesome sensitive skin that extends to my scalp, the developer seemed like a wise investment. If it sucks....I've got some 40 in my cabinet.
I'm going to tone with Shimmer Lights afterward. This cute girl at Sally's has platinum hair that is a lovely color, despite her choice to style it all wonky. She recommended it, so let's hope for the best.
Another 15 minutes and I should be enlightened. From a dirty girl to a platinum starlet!

Note: This bleach smells fucking amazing. Seriously. If I need to commit suicide, you bet your ass I'm huffing this stuff.