Il Duche strikes agin!

And this time he's looking for a "bikerbABE."

ok--1ST OF ALL--I DON'T GO OTHERSITES/AIM/OR ANY OTHER BULLSHIT---USE MY EMAIL ADDRESS ONLY----its time to find a gal who wants to rideeeeeee---must be nice shape/girligirl/race doesn't matter//age between 35 to 50-----smokeris ok---not a drunk or druggie----no baggage/drama/or BS:-----IN THE SUBJECT BOX ---PUT BIKERBABE or it will not be answered----im 50's-----bald by choice w/gotee---couple pics taken here 2 weeks ago from laconia weekend-----------i ride the ''gratefull dead''---if u know your music---------i want 2 c full pics----and tell me something about ya---im not looking for a ''bootiecall'' unless you want---im 4 yrs.celibute-----im italian/single/sincere/comical/and streetwise----NO SCAMERS/------BE SINCERE OR BE GONE---------------REMEMBER''BIKERBABE'' IN SUBJECT------------MORE LATER-------------IM ALOTTA FUN---IF YOU WANT A MANNNNN---EMAIL ME!

Craiglist Fun

IM A SINGLE ITALIAN MAN---WHO ENJOYS THE COMPANY OF A SBF---------BETWEEN 30 AND 50---NICE SHAPE/WORKING/LIKES HARLEYS/BOATS/RV'S-----IS A PLUS,AND IF U NEVER HAVE DONE IT---ITS TIME YOU DID-----WEIGHT BETWEEN 105 TO 150#'S------NO KIDS LIVING W/U-----IM NOT INTO RELIGION(OK IF U R---BUT NOT ME)---I DON'T WANT TO RAISE KIDS,NOT ME------HAVE YOUR OWN CAR ETC.-----IM NOT LOOKING TO BE ANYBODY'S SUGARDADDY------AND IM STREETWISE/IM ABOUT NO-BOOZE/DRUGS/DRAMA/BAGGAGE/DISEASE OR BS:::::::::::WHEN U MAIL ME-----ADDRESS ME AS ''IL DUCHE'' IN SUBJECT BOX OR HEADING OF LETTER----------------ALL ANSWERS W/NO PICS WILL BE DELETED AS SCAM --SPAM---ETC.---IM NOT INTO GAMES OR CYBER LOVE-----I DON'T CARE WHERE U R IN NEW ENGLAND--I LIKE A ''GIRLIEGIRL'' TYPE AND A WOMAN WHO CAN COOK AT LEAST A LITTLE---LOL----IMM BALD BY CHOICE W/GOTEE--------IF YOUR A BBW---IM NOT INTERESTED---JUST MY PREFERENCE---ONE OF US IS ENOUGH!--LOL-------ANYWAYS----IM ALSO KNOWN AS ''THE CHOCKLATE CHIP COOKIE EATA''----TAKE THAT ANY OF THE 3 WAYS U WANT---IM CELIBUTE 3 YRS.SO IM NOT LOOKING FOR BOOTYCALLS UNLESS YOU HAPPEN 2 B A WOMAN WHO CATCHES MY EYE AND IS AGRESSIVE--------------IF U R UNDER 30 AND YOU WANT A ''FATHER FIGURE'' ITS OK---IF U R OVER 50 BUT BUT FILL A BILL OF A YOUNGER WOMAN---THATS OK TOO-------------I JUST KNOW WHAT APPEALS 2 ME AND WHAT DOESN'T-----IM AN INTERESTING PERSON BECAUSE OF MY PAST------IM A SONGWRITTER/AND HAVE SMALL BUSSINESS HERE----IM A CALLY GUY AS WELL AS A BOSTONIAN............PICS OF U DRESSED UP/BIKINI/JEANS ---WHATEVER----NO,DEARY---NOT NUDES---IT DOES NOTHING FOR ME----ONLY IF U R IN FRONT OF ME AND I CAN TOUCH AND BITE U---LOL---------OK---THERE IT IS---OH IM FOOTBALL LOVER ALSO-------THE BALLS IN YOUR PARK----TOUCHDOWN OR FUMBLE--------------------IL DUCHE

Listen to Il Duche.

Failure Rolls

My latest fun project involves hair and make-up for what I thought would be a musical based in the 1970s. For some unforeseeable reason, the director decided, with grand sweeping gestures, IT SHALL BE COSTUMED IN THE 1950S.

Makes perfect sense. Doesn't that just scream atomic paranoia? Questionable decisions aside, I thought it would be a great opportunity to practice various vintage hair styles.
VICTORY ROLLS ARE FUCKING HARD. SERIOUSLY.
I cannot grasp how the fuck they stay. I had it working for a few minutes, but it continually looks...off. I'm searching desperately for some rats to shove in these actress's hair. I've tried simple bobby pin methods and it ain't working.
Lordy lou I'm about to start praying.